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The 10 Best Tattoos in the NBA

10. Tim Duncan

That’s right, the most mild-mannered man in the NBA has two tattoos and one of them is this bad ass death  jester!  Combine this with his knee brace and you start to think maybe he’s hiding some sort of hard-core alter-ego that he keeps from the public because he knows we just can’t handle it.

9. Kenyon Martin

Supposedly, Martin has an exact replica of his one-time girlfriend’s lips tattooed on his neck.  Just too odd to not make the list.

8. Quentin Richardson

Yeah, there is a lot going on here, but you’ve gotta love the Chicago skyline.  I can take or leave everything else here, but it is interesting to say the least.

7. Brad Miller

A seven foot monster of a man has a tattoo of a cartoon dog on his bicep?  Yes please.  Miller gets some recognition for having the cajones to put a cartoon on his body for the rest of his life.  However, he certainly picked a winner in Scrappy Doo.

6. Marquis Daniels (top) and Udonis Haslem (bottom)

Clearly, this is not the most original tattoo in the world if two guys have seemingly the same exact thing tattooed in the same exact location.  But these two deserve some credit for their dedication to their home state, though I have to give the edge to Halsem for having a more geographically accurate depiction of the sunshine state.

5. Amare Stoudemire

Stoudemire has a tattoo on his neck that reads “Black Jesus.”  Need I say more?

4. Chris Anderson

This guy should get recognition for his entire body of work, Anderson gets some much deserved love here for incorporating his nickname of “Birdman” into his tattoos.  Yeah, he has wings tattooed on his arms.  Wings,  Birdman, get it?  His “Free Bird” tattoo isn’t nearly as original, but it still deserves some ink (pun absolutely intended).

3. Stephen Jackson  

 

Yes, those are two hands praying while simultaneously holding a pistol.  I never said these had to make any sense.

2. Nikola Pekovic

As if his opponents needed any more reason to be afraid of this man.  Pekovic’s warrior tattoo is simply perfect for him.  Stare at it for 2 seconds and tell me it doesn’t give you the creeps.  I can only imagine his victims in the post are merely trying to avoid adding to the pile of skulls Nikola’s throne sits upon.

1. DeShawn Stevenson

And finally we come upon number one in the countdown.  There is just so much to analyze here, so let’s get right down to it.  First off, the man has one of the greatest Presidents in the history of the United States tattooed on his body.  Why?  Well, Stevenson explains, in so many words, that he did it to honor the man who ended slavery.  That is a noble gesture, but what about those 5’s?  Stevenson says “I had to put the 5’s on each side because nobody could recognize Abe. They kept asking me who it was?”  Considering the tattoo is a stunning replica of the 16th President, it seems like the 5’s were entirely unnecessary and don’t help to clarify all that much, but what do I know?  Lastly, and most obviously, the tattoo is planted firmly on Stevenson’s throat, a very unique placement if you ask me.  Now when you look DeShawn Stevenson in the eyes you’ll be staring right in the face of one of the greatest men to ever live, and no, I do not mean DeShawn Stevenson.

Any tattoos that I left off the list?  Comment below and let me know!

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